A Girl Gamer Adultescence Who Cannot Cook. Help me.

“If you can’t get your kids to leave home, stop cooking with cheese!”

Her mom never cooked with cheese, but Cooking Dummy still lives at home. 99.99995% of the time, her mom packs her lunch. Should she be ashamed?

Sarah: “What do you have for lunch today?”

Cooking Dummy: “I don’t know. I haven’t opened my lunch box yet.”

Clara: “Our potluck ain’t the same without your chicken wings! What’s your secret recipe?”

Cooking Dummy: “Does it look like I know? My mother made this.”

She feels bad for the people who live on their own, and have to prepare dinner after a long day at work.

Armita: “Want to order take out?”

Cooking Dummy: “It’s 8 pm! You still haven’t eaten dinner yet?”

Armita: “I just came home!”

Cooking Dummy said, “Don’t get me wrong. I would love to cook, except my mother insists she does a better job than me. Why fight for the job?”

I should tell you a little secret. Don’t tell anyone. Please.

Cooking Dummy + Cooking + Kitchen = Asian Cooking Dummy

According to the Times Colonist news release, Cooking Dummy has fallen into the adultescence group. I won’t disclose her age, but she’s in the 25-30 bracket age group. If you don’t know what adultescence means, you are worse than her!

Don’t believe she’s a cooking dummy? Stay tuned.

First Name: Cooking
Last Name: Dummy
Age: Let’s not embarrass her.

Imagine…

Cooking Dummy rising up to become the next Iron Chef.

Is she kidding? The next Iron Chef? Cooking is mission impossible for her. She’s a girl gamer adultescence who cannot cook. She can’t even make a simple salad. Sometimes she uses weird ingredients. Thanks to the special salad dressing, her Asian Salad came in second place at the Salad Competition. Or was it the secret ingredient she found at Cabbagetown that helped her? I think her peanut butter-tuna-honey-ham bagel scared some people away. Even her dad lost his hope in her. Poor girl. Wait. She had one loyal fan. The birthday girl was willing to try Fruit Cup A La Corn.

Her enthusiasm quickly faded when she lost horribly at the Bake-Off Competition.

Warning: You may feel terrible calling her Cooking Dummy. I assure you won’t have that problem after watching her videos and reading the comments on this blog. And don’t be surprised if you want to…

1) Slap her in the face.
2) Slap yourself in the face due to disbelief that such a person exists.
3) Curse and give your two cents about her cooking.

Please feel free to leave your thoughts anytime. If you would like to meet Cooking Dummy in person, please send me an e-mail at kwong@game-eyeball.com. I’ll see what I can do.