Remember The Cheesy Commercial?
“If you can’t get your kids to leave home, stop cooking with cheese!”
Her mom never cooked with cheese, but Cooking Dummy still lives at home. 99.99995% of the time, her mom packs her lunch. Should she be ashamed?
Sarah: “What do you have for lunch today?”
Cooking Dummy: “I don’t know. I haven’t opened my lunch box yet.”
Clara: “Our potluck ain’t the same without your chicken wings! What’s your secret recipe?”
Cooking Dummy: “Does it look like I know? My mother made this.”
She feels bad for the people who live on their own, and have to prepare dinner after a long day at work.
Armita: “Want to order take out?”
Cooking Dummy: “It’s 8 pm! You still haven’t eaten dinner yet?”
Armita: “I just came home!”
Cooking Dummy said, “Don’t get me wrong. I would love to cook, except my mother insists she does a better job than me. Why fight for the job?”
I should tell you a little secret. Don’t tell anyone. Please.
Cooking Dummy + Cooking + Kitchen = Asian Cooking Dummy
According to the Times Colonist news release, Cooking Dummy has fallen into the adultescence group. I won’t disclose her age, but she’s in the 25-30 bracket age group. If you don’t know what adultescence means, you are worse than her!
Don’t believe she’s a cooking dummy? Stay tuned.