Archive for August, 2007

The Salad Story

Location: @ Felix’s house

You would think Cooking Dummy can at least make a salad.

She could still remember the look on Felix’s face.

Felix politely asked, “Can I offer my assistance to you?”
She politely responded, “No worries! Go and relax. Dinner will be ready very soon!”
Felix politely said, “You should make those leaves smaller. They are not bite-size.”
She politely ignored him. She thought the salad was edible.

Would you eat her salad? What is your dream salad?

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I Know You Are Out There

Cooking Dummy said, “There must be more adultescence out there.  Admit it. You are one too!”

Read more about “adultescence” in this post. Remember The Cheesy Commercial?

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Brought To You By Albert Villaruz

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Who produced and arranged “Karina In The Kitchen? What? What?

Cooking Dummy was thrilled when Albert decided to compose a theme song for the blog. Like the lyrics said, let’s give two minutes to Cooking Dummy. Or maybe two years. Perhaps she’ll be the next Iron Chef.

He still hasn’t tried any of her gourmet dishes, but stay tuned. He will soon be one of her many connoisseurs.

You are missing out if you haven’t heard the full version of this song! It’ll give you a good laugh!

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Me, Myself and Mr. Crab

Location: 8 JupJup Road

Her dad still refuses to believe his daughter is an Asian cooking dummy.

Daddy Wong said proudly, “You don’t need to learn the basics. I have faith in you! Cooking crabs shouldn’t be hard. Come and I’ll show you.”

She’s happy he has faith in her. He has had faith in her?!?

Result: She’s sorry to disappoint Daddy Wong.

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This picture is by Jyrki Parantainen, a Finnish photographer. What is the story behind this picture? Check out the article “Finnish Photography: Dominant visual art” by Craig Burnett.

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This picture is from Bethan’s Online Cookbook, the cooking website of the Jamboree. The recipes are written by Bethan, her brother Samuel and his sister Wendy. They are between the ages of 18 to 23. Cooking Dummy should be ashamed. She can’t even make a simple dish!

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