The Next Iron Chef?
First Name: Cooking
Last Name: Dummy
Age: Let’s not embarrass her.
Imagine…
Cooking Dummy rising up to become the next Iron Chef.
Is she kidding? The next Iron Chef? Cooking is mission impossible for her. She’s a girl gamer adultescence who cannot cook. She can’t even make a simple salad. Sometimes she uses weird ingredients. Thanks to the special salad dressing, her Asian Salad came in second place at the Salad Competition. Or was it the secret ingredient she found at Cabbagetown that helped her? I think her peanut butter-tuna-honey-ham bagel scared some people away. Even her dad lost his hope in her. Poor girl. Wait. She had one loyal fan. The birthday girl was willing to try Fruit Cup A La Corn.
Her enthusiasm quickly faded when she lost horribly at the Bake-Off Competition.
Warning: You may feel terrible calling her Cooking Dummy. I assure you won’t have that problem after watching her videos and reading the comments on this blog. And don’t be surprised if you want to…
1) Slap her in the face.
2) Slap yourself in the face due to disbelief that such a person exists.
3) Curse and give your two cents about her cooking.
Please feel free to leave your thoughts anytime. If you would like to meet Cooking Dummy in person, please send me an e-mail at kwong@game-eyeball.com. I’ll see what I can do.