Cooking Dummy has an idea! She said, “If we can dedicate a song to someone, why can’t we dedicate a dish to someone?”
She’s not scared of the kitchen!
She’s not scared of the food!
She’ll conquer all missions!
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Her friend is trying a 3-week salad diet. Take a look at her salad. This salad is much better than the tiger shrimp salad at the high class restaurant. See the famous salad in the last video.
Location: @ Felix’s house
You would think Cooking Dummy can at least make a salad.
She could still remember the look on Felix’s face.
Felix politely asked, “Can I offer my assistance to you?”
She politely responded, “No worries! Go and relax. Dinner will be ready very soon!”
Felix politely said, “You should make those leaves smaller. They are not bite-size.”
She politely ignored him. She thought the salad was edible.
Would you eat her salad? What is your dream salad?
Cooking Dummy said, “There must be more adultescence out there. Admit it. You are one too!”
Read more about “adultescence” in this post. Remember The Cheesy Commercial?
Who produced and arranged “Karina In The Kitchen? What? What?”
Cooking Dummy was thrilled when Albert decided to compose a theme song for the blog. Like the lyrics said, let’s give two minutes to Cooking Dummy. Or maybe two years. Perhaps she’ll be the next Iron Chef.
He still hasn’t tried any of her gourmet dishes, but stay tuned. He will soon be one of her many connoisseurs.
You are missing out if you haven’t heard the full version of this song! It’ll give you a good laugh!
Location: 8 JupJup Road
Her dad still refuses to believe his daughter is an Asian cooking dummy.
Daddy Wong said proudly, “You don’t need to learn the basics. I have faith in you! Cooking crabs shouldn’t be hard. Come and I’ll show you.”
She’s happy he has faith in her. He has had faith in her?!?
Result: She’s sorry to disappoint Daddy Wong.
P.S. 
This picture is by Jyrki Parantainen, a Finnish photographer. What is the story behind this picture? Check out the article “Finnish Photography: Dominant visual art” by Craig Burnett.
P.P.S. 
This picture is from Bethan’s Online Cookbook, the cooking website of the Jamboree. The recipes are written by Bethan, her brother Samuel and his sister Wendy. They are between the ages of 18 to 23. Cooking Dummy should be ashamed. She can’t even make a simple dish!
“If you can’t get your kids to leave home, stop cooking with cheese!”
Her mom never cooked with cheese, but Cooking Dummy still lives at home. 99.99995% of the time, her mom packs her lunch. Should she be ashamed?
Sarah: “What do you have for lunch today?”
Cooking Dummy: “I don’t know. I haven’t opened my lunch box yet.”
Clara: “Our potluck ain’t the same without your chicken wings! What’s your secret recipe?”
Cooking Dummy: “Does it look like I know? My mother made this.”
She feels bad for the people who live on their own, and have to prepare dinner after a long day at work.
Armita: “Want to order take out?”
Cooking Dummy: “It’s 8 pm! You still haven’t eaten dinner yet?”
Armita: “I just came home!”
Cooking Dummy said, “Don’t get me wrong. I would love to cook, except my mother insists she does a better job than me. Why fight for the job?”
I should tell you a little secret. Don’t tell anyone. Please.
Cooking Dummy + Cooking + Kitchen = Asian Cooking Dummy
According to the Times Colonist news release, Cooking Dummy has fallen into the adultescence group. I won’t disclose her age, but she’s in the 25-30 bracket age group. If you don’t know what adultescence means, you are worse than her!
Don’t believe she’s a cooking dummy? Stay tuned.
First Name: Cooking
Last Name: Dummy
Age: Let’s not embarrass her.
Imagine…
Cooking Dummy rising up to become the next Iron Chef.
Is she kidding? The next Iron Chef? Cooking is mission impossible for her. She’s a girl gamer adultescence who cannot cook. She can’t even make a simple salad. Sometimes she uses weird ingredients. Thanks to the special salad dressing, her Asian Salad came in second place at the Salad Competition. Or was it the secret ingredient she found at Cabbagetown that helped her? I think her peanut butter-tuna-honey-ham bagel scared some people away. Even her dad lost his hope in her. Poor girl. Wait. She had one loyal fan. The birthday girl was willing to try Fruit Cup A La Corn.
Her enthusiasm quickly faded when she lost horribly at the Bake-Off Competition.
Warning: You may feel terrible calling her Cooking Dummy. I assure you won’t have that problem after watching her videos and reading the comments on this blog. And don’t be surprised if you want to…
1) Slap her in the face.
2) Slap yourself in the face due to disbelief that such a person exists.
3) Curse and give your two cents about her cooking.
Please feel free to leave your thoughts anytime. If you would like to meet Cooking Dummy in person, please send me an e-mail at kwong@game-eyeball.com. I’ll see what I can do.