Remember The Cheesy Commercial?
“If you can’t get your kids to leave home, stop cooking with cheese!”
Her mom never cooked with cheese, but Cooking Dummy still lives at home. 99.99995% of the time, her mom packs her lunch. Should she be ashamed?
Sarah: “What do you have for lunch today?”
Cooking Dummy: “I don’t know. I haven’t opened my lunch box yet.”
Clara: “Our potluck ain’t the same without your chicken wings! What’s your secret recipe?”
Cooking Dummy: “Does it look like I know? My mother made this.”
She feels bad for the people who live on their own, and have to prepare dinner after a long day at work.
Armita: “Want to order take out?”
Cooking Dummy: “It’s 8 pm! You still haven’t eaten dinner yet?”
Armita: “I just came home!”
Cooking Dummy said, “Don’t get me wrong. I would love to cook, except my mother insists she does a better job than me. Why fight for the job?”
I should tell you a little secret. Don’t tell anyone. Please.
Cooking Dummy + Cooking + Kitchen = Asian Cooking Dummy
According to the Times Colonist news release, Cooking Dummy has fallen into the adultescence group. I won’t disclose her age, but she’s in the 25-30 bracket age group. If you don’t know what adultescence means, you are worse than her!
Don’t believe she’s a cooking dummy? Stay tuned.
Liz said,
August 1, 2007 @ 3:40 am
Karina! I loooove your blog so far! it’s awesome.
Good job everyone! Soo funny. i will talk to you later about some ideas I have.
-Liz
cookingdummy said,
August 1, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
Thanks Liz! I love your enthusiasm! Can’t wait to hear your ideas!
bum said,
August 2, 2007 @ 9:32 pm
My friends told me that in high school they always pack their own lunch.
Liz said,
August 13, 2007 @ 4:20 am
well I say.. “bum” where are your friends from high school today? are they near as successful as our cookingdummy? they may be able to cook for themselves.. but what else can they do..
bum said,
August 13, 2007 @ 8:57 pm
One of them is a pilot. He can fly planes with engines and without. I think they are called gliders. He also has a certification to work in a gym as a personal trainer. Not only that he was also the captain of a dragonboat team. Another one of my friend is in fighting league something like UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship). He recently flew to Calgary for a match. One of my other friends is a natural body builder. He can bench press 300 pounds, and wrist curl 75 pounds.
Cooking Dummy » I Know You Are Out There said,
August 26, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
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Cloudy said,
August 30, 2007 @ 2:02 am
I agree with the Times Colonist article. The age range should be a little wider - 20s to early 30s. Living at home shouldn’t be an excuse though. You can still be independent even if you live with you parents.