The Next Iron Chef?
First Name: Cooking
Last Name: Dummy
Age: Let’s not embarrass her.
Imagine…
Cooking Dummy rising up to become the next Iron Chef.
Is she kidding? The next Iron Chef? Cooking is mission impossible for her. She’s a girl gamer adultescence who cannot cook. She can’t even make a simple salad. Sometimes she uses weird ingredients. Thanks to the special salad dressing, her Asian Salad came in second place at the Salad Competition. Or was it the secret ingredient she found at Cabbagetown that helped her? I think her peanut butter-tuna-honey-ham bagel scared some people away. Even her dad lost his hope in her. Poor girl. Wait. She had one loyal fan. The birthday girl was willing to try Fruit Cup A La Corn.
Her enthusiasm quickly faded when she lost horribly at the Bake-Off Competition.
Warning: You may feel terrible calling her Cooking Dummy. I assure you won’t have that problem after watching her videos and reading the comments on this blog. And don’t be surprised if you want to…
1) Slap her in the face.
2) Slap yourself in the face due to disbelief that such a person exists.
3) Curse and give your two cents about her cooking.
Please feel free to leave your thoughts anytime. If you would like to meet Cooking Dummy in person, please send me an e-mail at kwong@game-eyeball.com. I’ll see what I can do.
Anonymous said,
July 23, 2007 @ 4:48 am
hahaha I would like to see this happen!
Anonymous said,
July 23, 2007 @ 4:51 am
Yeah I know! Seriously…Karina cooking??? I don’t think so!
Talz said,
July 24, 2007 @ 3:34 am
Good luck! If you can do it than it’ll prove to the world anyone can!
Anonymous said,
July 24, 2007 @ 9:34 pm
I don’t want to get ur bagel
cookingdummy said,
July 24, 2007 @ 10:49 pm
Wow. You guys haven’t even tried my food yet and already laughed at me eh!
Kevin said,
July 26, 2007 @ 8:15 pm
I tried the bagel… it was “interesting.” On the bright, and surprising side, I didn’t die or even need to go to the hospital after eating it. :o) And the bagel actually didn’t taste too bad once my tongue stopped being scared of it.
Kenneth said,
August 18, 2007 @ 4:23 am
Karina can cook….I did saw her in Niagara..but I need to know if she can cook in front of my eyes. =P
cookingdummy said,
August 18, 2007 @ 4:44 am
Thanks Kenneth for having faith in me! You only saw me “pretending” to cook. I will start cooking soon………………
Cloudy said,
August 30, 2007 @ 1:57 am
haha very nicely done. Did I see honey and fish in the bagel?
W.C. said,
November 11, 2007 @ 10:34 pm
I do not know what to do with you. FISH AND HONEY! You cannot see me cringing. CRINGING! GAH!